Fish Joke(s)

Q: What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Detroit River Fish Enclosure, ca. 1890

A(s):

• "Give me a second to re-grouper"
• "Took that last turn at too sharp an angler!"
• "I thought there'd be a carp-al tunnel"
• "I'm such a dumb bass"
• "Didn't pike that one bit"
• "I'm seeing starfish!"
• "Tomorrow I'll be all black and bluefin"
• "What the halibut?!"
• "Gosh, that stingrays"
• "Now who's the clownfish?"
• "That didn't eel very good"
• "I've got a cod-awful migraine now"
• "I'm such a chum-p"
• "Feel like I've been hit with a hammerhead!"
• "Lucky I'm not a dead herring!"
• "That almost knocked me trout cold"
• "I had a shad feeling about this"
• "Reckon I'm between a rockfish and a hard place"
• "All the seahorses and all the fisher king's men...."
• "That's a far sight better than electric eel fence!"
• "Wouldn't be school without some hard knocks"
• "That's a scrod place to put a wall"
• "Next time I'd better bear a left, not barracuda"
• "Boy do I look like a suckerfish"
• "I hope minnowbody saw that"
• "Algae, that smarts!"
• "Maybe next time I should try to scale it"

All images public domain, thanks to our good friends
at the NOAA Photo Library Historic Image Collection.

Please add more possibilities in the comments.

Comments

[Douglas Pope]

George is back!

[Colleen Corgan]

- Holy Mackerel
- Dam!
- I Need Kelp!
- Man, I'm all snook up
- I need a doctopus...
- ...and maybe a plastic sturgeon

[George]

Brill-iant, ColCor!

Doug - I didn't understand the fish reference in your comment...